When life gives you lemons, put them in your water!! ( oh and I might possibly have a stalker)

Adventures, fitness, Natural products, Skin care

I read an article that said drinking lemon water will give you clearer skin, fresher breath and detox your body. Score! I’m in. So for the past two weeks I have been doing just that. My skin looks better, I’m drinking more water because it tastes better and that’s always a good healthy thing to do! As for the detoxing part, I’m not really sure as I cannot see my internal organs. I do however pee constantly, so the detoxing thing might be legit…

How does this relate to being stalked? Well because I now have to pee all the time, I have had to stop at gas stations to go. ( while doing outside sales for work) While I’m there, I sometimes get more water or some gummy bears because gummy bears are delicious! This is when I noticed that I always seem to see the same person there. This would not be a big deal except for the fact that I work almost an hour away from where I live and I’ve seen this dude both close to home and near my work! He always holds the door for me, or I would not have even noticed….

I typically just go where I need to go and do what I need to do without really paying any attention to my surroundings or the strangers around me! Maybe I’m too much in a hurry, or just not too aware? This is not the best for safety reasons. But I noticed! If I noticed, what did I not notice? It could be nothing, just a coincidence, but maybe I should slow down and pay more attention anyhow.

Perhaps this Dude lives near me, also works near me and is also drinking lemon water and therefore pees 100 times a day! Maybe he is on a juice cleanse of some sort? I hope so. Why on earth would anyone want to stalk me? I’m not that interesting! I pee a lot and love gummy bears and fruit snacks is all he might know about me. I also apparently write a blog post where I discuss my bathroom habits ad nauseum..

I will investigate this further and keep you updated! And I do recommend the lemon water as long you don’t have a stalker!

 

-Kristin

 

 

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I have a love/hate relationship with acrylic nails and some voodoo

Adventures, nail polish, saving money

I love getting my nails done, I love that they stay nice looking for weeks, there is no better way to look polished than having nice fingernails! However, the cost I do not love. It had been awhile since I have been able to get to the nails salon so they got all grown out-which I could not stand. I hate hate chipped nail polish or grown out acrylics! So I took them off myself this morning.

I soaked my nails in 100% acetone nail polish remover and got impatient, so I kind of just ripped them off one by one, not recommended. They are ripped to shreads, thin, and hurty. I cut them down as far as I could without drawing blood and painted them red. Problem solved. At least they look semi-decent. I take them off, then miss them and go get them done, then take them off again. It’s a vicious cycle!

While I was mutilating my fingers, I lit a voodoo protection candle because someone had broken into our house before we moved in and stole our refrigerator and stove, and just a few days ago while we were at work, our neighbors chased off some guy in a red truck who was walking around our house for some reason.

It would be smart to get an alarm system, but the candle was cheaper! It should come as no shock that a person who obsessively checks their horoscope would use a voodoo candle to feel safe, hey whatever works right?

 

-Kristin